Jokes

[Joe Carlo]

Lets have a good laugh by sharing some good jokes !!

1.What does Captain Jack Sparrow use to cook?

-Pyrex of the Caribbean!

2.An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
"What's the matter old timer—never done anything wild in your life?"
The old captain snorted. "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"

[rotten]

good one

[Teena James]

Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking.
As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".
"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives.
The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.
More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't take a drink!?"
"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up.

[Simon W]

Hahahaha .. GOOD ONE EVERYONE !! This is funny .. I didn't know these existed